Economic definition of true love

Current Availability

I'm afriad that Ed is currently available for dating at this time. Exceptions to this can be made if you have a Math(s) Ph.D.

However, if you genuinely believe:

[math]p\left(You \int The\,One \ne \empty|First\,Glance\right) \gt \gt 0[/math].

then please stop by my office at Haas at your earliest convenience.

Future Availability

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