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This page was originally posted in September 2011 with humorous intent. To my surprise by mid-February 2012 it had received almost 500 distinct hits, and over 700 views. In the hope of appeasing my future audience, and just possibly getting a date out of it, I will now start adding actual content here. Though, most of it won't help you if you are actually interested in dating me. If that's the case, your best course of action is to email or reconsider.
If However, the above 'criteria' aside, if you genuinely believe:
It should be entirely unnecessary for me to suggest that you have at least one graduate degree with a basis in a mathematical discipline (i.e. math(s), econ, physics, engineering, etc.), as I would assume that you've stopped reading by now if you don't.
==Rules of Dating==
===The Age Rule===
The defacto standard age rule is as follows:
Denote two people <math>i\;</math> and <math>j\;</math> such that <math>Age_i \le Age_j</math>, then it is acceptable for them to date if and only if
:<math>Age_i \ge \max \left\{\left(\frac{Age_j}{2}\right)+7\;,\;\underline{Age}\right\}</math>
where <math>\underline{Age} = 18 \;\mbox{if}\; Age_j \ge 18</math>, except in Utah.
I finally found a source to attribute this to: XKCD predates my posting significantly with its [http://xkcd.com/314/ 'Standard Creepiness Rule'].
==Random Love==
An amusing exploration of Random Love was recently posted as [http://what-if.xkcd.com/9/ XKCD Blog article No. 9].
Economic definition of true love (view source)
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==Current Availability==
Ed is '''tentatively availableinfinitely unavailable''' for dating againat this time.Interested parties should (in no particular order): *Give up, because you don't have a prayer. My lady has already fulfilled all of the bellow bullet points to immeasurable perfection*Be demonstrably female*Be over the age of consent and subject the to standard rule: <math>\underline{Age} \ge \left(\frac{\overline{Age}}{2}\right)+7</math> *Only use the work 'like' to express simile, agreeability or endearment*Satify the requirements: **<math>Height \ge \underline{Height}</math>**<math>Weight \le \overline{Weight}</math>**<math>|Heads| = 1</math>**<math>|Tails| = 0</math>*Have at least one graduate degree with a basis in a mathematical discipline
:<math>p\left(You \,\capThe\, The\;One \ne \{\empty\}\,|\,First\;,Glance\right) \gg 0</math>
then please stalk me at your earliest convenience.
==True Love==
Let <math>T</math> denote the set of pairs of individuals who have True Love, such that:
:<math>\forall\{i,j\} \in T: \quad (i \succ_j h \quad \forall h \ne i) \and (j \succ_i h \quad \forall h \ne j), \quad h \in H \cup cap \{\emptyset\}</math>
Note that:
