Changes

This page was originally posted in September 2011 with humorous intent. To my surprise it has now received almost 500 distinct hits, and over 700 views. In the hope of appeasing my future audience, and just possibly getting a date out of it, I will now start adding actual content here. Though, most of it won't help you if you are actually interested in dating me. If that's the case, the best course of action is to email or callreconsider.

:<math>p\left(You \cap The\,;One \ne \{\empty\}\,|\,First\,Glance\right) \gg 0</math>